My AI Attractiveness Test Experiment
So I saw this thing about AI attractiveness tests floating around and thought “screw it, why not?” Seems like everyone’s obsessed with AI judging them these days. Grabbed my phone after breakfast when the lighting was decent near the window.
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Step 1: Found a random test app after a quick search. Didn’t bother with fancy ones – just picked the first free one popping up. Made sure camera permission was on.
Step 2: Took off my reading glasses and wiped my face. Pulled that ridiculous duck face expression my daughter always makes fun of. Figured why not play along with the algorithm’s expectations?
Step 3: Held the phone steady for five whole seconds while it did those creepy scanning lines across my mug. Green lights flashing – guess it liked my double chin and bed head!
Then boom – results screen pops up yelling “CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE A 7.2 OUT OF 10!” with cartoon fireworks exploding around a pixelated trophy. Laughed so hard coffee came out my nose. Seriously? They assign decimal points like Olympic figure skating judges?
Tried again with my most serious “passport photo” face. This time it dropped me to 6.8. Apparently smiling gives you +0.4 attractiveness points in AI world. Who knew?
Got curious about how dumb the algorithm really was. Uploaded a selfie wearing sunglasses and a motorcycle helmet. Scored 8.1! So according to robot judges, hiding 80% of your face makes you hotter. Solid life advice there.
Final test: used my dog’s photo. That adorable mutt scored higher than me – 9.3 with sparkly hearts and the label “INSTAGRAM MODEL MATERIAL”. My self-esteem officially destroyed by a beagle wearing a pizza costume.
Conclusion? This stuff’s pure entertainment. Like a digital fortune cookie that rates your face. The real shocker? How seriously some folks take these meaningless numbers. My mug’s still the same mess it was before the test started. At least my dog seems happy about his modeling career prospects now.